I thought this was going to be educational…. it was
imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”
Am I the only one who thinks Iggy Azalea looks just like Charlotte Pickles?
feel free to follow me and reblog my posts, however…
My favorite tweets of audiences being shitty Part 2/?
*if you see Broadway actors post similar tweets/posts plz send to me so I can add it in the future!! I only follow so many people”
Here’s Part 1! (x)
the thing that really worked about harry, hermione, and ron was that they were all the uncomfortable third friend
bless j. k. rowling
what the hell is wrong with you people
her baby tested positive for speed
why are you shocked pregnant women and new mothers are being criminalized, did you think they were exempt
what kind of bullshit summary is this
i need feminism so i can take speed and give birth to a child that tests positive for it and have no repercussions because my body my choice even if i am risking the health of my newborn
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT.
"I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO TAKE WHATEVER DRUGS I WANT REGARDLESS OF IF IT WILL HARM MY CHILD AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A BIGOT!"
sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes